Wild Wanking at Work

Melanie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:06:45 +0000

Well, you know I was just about to make this blog post when the phone rang and it was such a hot and wild fantasy that it’s all I can think about now! But I seem to recall a bit about the post … it came to me while watching The Office tonight. I don’t watch much TV, am more of a movie buff, but it’s cold and dark and I’m cozy at home in my babydolls and … yadda yadda.

So, The Office. What a stuffy soul killing environment that is! No wonder you pookies run home to call your phone sex Mistresses after a long day at the office. I’ve worked in offices but tend to forget just how miserable it is. I’m spoiled here at LDW Group

So here’s the deal. Let’s get some really kinky office fantasies going, either when you’re home or at work. If you have a cell phone, try to call me from the office restroom and let’s be naughty nasty together while you’re in a stall. If you have your own office, close and lock the door and then call me, I’ll have you tack those balls to your desk while your assistant pounds on the door to get in!

My mission this month is to focus on driving you office workers wild. Hot damn you deserve it.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Exhibitionism, aka Shake that Tush For the World

Melanie — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:00:32 +0000

Today’s iPhone sex fact is …

“Studies show that 40%-42% of people fantasize about being watched by others while having sex.”

Tada! I know I fantasize about it. In fact, I make it happen on a regular basis (details will be provided in our phone sex sessions, thank you very much ). So what about you? I know some of you out there are indeed exhibitionists, running around in public naked and shaking that tush. But what those of you who have not yet admitted this desire, hmmmm?

Sure ok, you may be a cuckold, or a sissy, or a cuckolded sissy (bring it!). Perhaps you love the exquisitely detailed guided masturbation I provide. Or roleplay … mmmm, roleplay. But let’s consider for a moment this added, uh, excitement. Hehe.

Assuming you are in an ADULT area and all those around you are ADULTS, ok. Make those loud noises and thrust that bare skin. Slap your body against whomever (singular or plural) you are with. Again and again and again! And when a crowd forms around your open window or sample mattress at the mattress store watching, I hope you will remember me as your inspiration. Slut.

Now, onto my trivia playing, risk-taking stroker boy, as he has asked me to tell you what MY continued loss at trivia resulted in me having to do. He wants me to admit I ran onto the driveway in panties, flashing myself to construction workers across the street, whose catcalls he heard as he was on the phone with me at the time. But I will never admit it. After all, I’m the Goddess here, and I make YOU do the embarrassing things while I laugh … right? Right!

(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xo

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

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Wild Wanking at Work

Exhibitionism, aka Shake that Tush For the World