You know what I advised, don’t you? Get that strapon, girl, and give it to him good. That will keep him in line for a while! And I do think she’s planning just that.

With the nice weather here, it’s hard to stay inside all day but I do it because I know you need me to. You need to be coaxed into wearing those sissy panties, or perhaps even buying them in the first place. You need to be talked through your slut wife‘s latest encounter with her lover’s big bull cock. Or maybe YOUR encounter with it ~giggle~. You need to be told how to wank that tool, to make it feel better than it’s ever felt before. You need to be told how to twist on those nipple clamps, stick that dick in ice and serve your Mistress like a good slave should.

So I better get back to sleep. Goodnight, moon.

Kisses XO
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

I’ve probably busted your balls already, in my underhanded, seductive way.

Also, tomorrow’s phone sex schedule is shifted a bit, it’s here if you want to check it out. I’m taking a midday road trip to pick up a special glass strap on cock at the far end of the state. I had it custom made EXACTLY after my lover’s big cock, the nine incher. He had to push it into a glass mold and let it set! And yes, I still have my lover Mike, we wouldn’t be without him!

See you soon, kisses XO
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

So, The Office. What a stuffy soul killing environment that is! No wonder you pookies run home to call your phone sex Mistresses after a long day at the office. I’ve worked in offices but tend to forget just how miserable it is. I’m spoiled here at LDW Group

So here’s the deal. Let’s get some really kinky office fantasies going, either when you’re home or at work. If you have a cell phone, try to call me from the office restroom and let’s be naughty nasty together while you’re in a stall. If you have your own office, close and lock the door and then call me, I’ll have you tack those balls to your desk while your assistant pounds on the door to get in!

My mission this month is to focus on driving you office workers wild. Hot damn you deserve it.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

So anyway, the app today defines an aphrodisiac as “any chemical agent, medication, or drug that increases sexual desire.” HAHA I find this funny! Because it means that yours truly is the … get ready … DRUG OF CHOICE for your sexual needs. Does this mean phone sex should be added to the list of pharmaceutical companies? No, we are much better for you, much healthier, longer lasting, and do not cause dizziness when driving (except for you naughties who call us when you do!) or operating heavy machinery. Unless a cock stroking sissy dildo can be classified as heavy!

So we are a drug. Yes, I suppose this makes perfect sense. Better than a sleeping pill, more powerful than any relaxant, and in fact we do MORE than said drug because we stimulate AND provide a happy ending! What drug can make you hard, keep you hard, stimulate your cock AND mind and then make you cum?!

I think I will write in to this app creator and ask them to add “LDW Mistress” to their definition. What do you think?

(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and  variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card