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So, Facebook?

Melanie — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 11:57:31 +0000

I love the Internet. So many aspects of it. My favorites? Blogging (though you might not know it lately, PB says), and Facebook. I took the plunge and have an account there now. And last night I made just about everything on it viewable by friends only. Which means prying eyes (your wife, etc.) won’t have anything to see Of course, I’m also at Enchantrix Empire. Hope to see you at one or both places!

In other news, last week I posted a message on IMs for a day asking for some juicy whispers from you guys. This is what you sent, flattering (thanks!):

Dear Princess Melanie, You have the sweetest voice on the ear the most hard hits in my cock

Ms Melanie. I love my sessions with you. That sexy voice and sweet laugh drives me wild and makes me putty in your hands. It’s no surprise that I can’t help but be your canwhore from the moment you pick up the phone and utter that sweet sexy ”Hello”.

Now, I didn’t intend for your notes to be about me, so this time why don’t you send over anything you want. About yourself, your cravings, your fantasies, that kind of thing. IM them to empressmelanie on yahoo.

Also, have you heard my newest audio, yet? I’m getting great feedback on it!

Okay more soon! xo

I’m Up!

Melanie — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:01:04 +0000

It’s almost midnight and I’m up due to a phone call from a west coast friend. My best friend from childhood, who is going through a marital crisis, and needed me of all people to counsel her.

You know what I advised, don’t you? Get that strapon, girl, and give it to him good. That will keep him in line for a while! And I do think she’s planning just that.

With the nice weather here, it’s hard to stay inside all day but I do it because I know you need me to. You need to be coaxed into wearing those sissy panties, or perhaps even buying them in the first place. You need to be talked through your slut wife‘s latest encounter with her lover’s big bull cock. Or maybe YOUR encounter with it ~giggle~. You need to be told how to wank that tool, to make it feel better than it’s ever felt before. You need to be told how to twist on those nipple clamps, stick that dick in ice and serve your Mistress like a good slave should.

So I better get back to sleep. Goodnight, moon.

Kisses XO
Empress Melanie

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Ballbusting is a Smashing Success

Melanie — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 22:57:37 +0000

Hello lovelies, I just popped in to let you know there are some new, meaty posts over at my ballbusting blog. If you have not yet subscribed, you may want to, even if you think you aren’t a candidate for it.

I’ve probably busted your balls already, in my underhanded, seductive way.

Also, tomorrow’s phone sex schedule is shifted a bit, it’s here if you want to check it out. I’m taking a midday road trip to pick up a special glass strap on cock at the far end of the state. I had it custom made EXACTLY after my lover’s big cock, the nine incher. He had to push it into a glass mold and let it set! And yes, I still have my lover Mike, we wouldn’t be without him!

See you soon, kisses XO
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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Wild Wanking at Work

Melanie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:06:45 +0000

Well, you know I was just about to make this blog post when the phone rang and it was such a hot and wild fantasy that it’s all I can think about now! But I seem to recall a bit about the post … it came to me while watching The Office tonight. I don’t watch much TV, am more of a movie buff, but it’s cold and dark and I’m cozy at home in my babydolls and … yadda yadda.

So, The Office. What a stuffy soul killing environment that is! No wonder you pookies run home to call your phone sex Mistresses after a long day at the office. I’ve worked in offices but tend to forget just how miserable it is. I’m spoiled here at LDW Group

So here’s the deal. Let’s get some really kinky office fantasies going, either when you’re home or at work. If you have a cell phone, try to call me from the office restroom and let’s be naughty nasty together while you’re in a stall. If you have your own office, close and lock the door and then call me, I’ll have you tack those balls to your desk while your assistant pounds on the door to get in!

My mission this month is to focus on driving you office workers wild. Hot damn you deserve it.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Your Sex Goddess Aphrodisiac

Melanie — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:57:01 +0000

Happy December 2, this is your friendly neighborhood Mistress calendar speaking LOL! I am grooving on these iPhone sex facts. Did you know that for a long time Apple refused to approve any sex-related apps for the iPhone? But then I suppose the company finally realized the error of its ways, and now the naughty sex and femdom fetish apps are pouring in. We need a phone sex app on there, too!

So anyway, the app today defines an aphrodisiac as “any chemical agent, medication, or drug that increases sexual desire.” HAHA I find this funny! Because it means that yours truly is the … get ready … DRUG OF CHOICE for your sexual needs. Does this mean phone sex should be added to the list of pharmaceutical companies? No, we are much better for you, much healthier, longer lasting, and do not cause dizziness when driving (except for you naughties who call us when you do!) or operating heavy machinery. Unless a cock stroking sissy dildo can be classified as heavy!

So we are a drug. Yes, I suppose this makes perfect sense. Better than a sleeping pill, more powerful than any relaxant, and in fact we do MORE than said drug because we stimulate AND provide a happy ending! What drug can make you hard, keep you hard, stimulate your cock AND mind and then make you cum?!

I think I will write in to this app creator and ask them to add “LDW Mistress” to their definition. What do you think?

(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card