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I’m Up!

It’s almost midnight and I’m up due to a phone call from a west coast friend. My best friend from childhood, who is going through a marital crisis, and needed me of all people to counsel her.

You know what I advised, don’t you? Get that strapon, girl, and give it to him good. That will

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Ballbusting is a Smashing Success

Hello lovelies, I just popped in to let you know there are some new, meaty posts over at my ballbusting blog. If you have not yet subscribed, you may want to, even if you think you aren’t a candidate for it.

I’ve probably busted your balls already, in my underhanded, seductive way.

Also, tomorrow’s phone sex schedule

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Wild Wanking at Work

Well, you know I was just about to make this blog post when the phone rang and it was such a hot and wild fantasy that it’s all I can think about now! But I seem to recall a bit about the post … it came to me while watching The Office tonight. I don’t

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Your Sex Goddess Aphrodisiac

Happy December 2, this is your friendly neighborhood Mistress calendar speaking LOL! I am grooving on these iPhone sex facts. Did you know that for a long time Apple refused to approve any sex-related apps for the iPhone? But then I suppose the company finally realized the error of its ways, and now the naughty

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My Holiday Gift to You

Here’s the thing. It may be more challenging to find the alone time you need this holiday season in order to rub that cock to my purring voice. This is where your cell phone + car come in handy. Go now and enter my toll-free 800 number into your cell phone contacts (800-601-6975) and call

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