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Happy Phone Sex Tuesday

Hello honeys! Would you like a new audio from me? I’m planning to make one today, or perhaps more than one …

So many of you have asked about my Valentine’s Day. I was here taking your rocking phone sex calls for most of the day, because I celebrated the day before, which was Saturday. I [...]

Phone Sex Strokers, Sissies, and Slaves, Oh My!

Hello, my sweet phone sex strokers, sissies, and slaves. I just realized while writing that out, I really do not talk with many slaves. Perhaps because I’m not really that kind of a Mistress? There have been a few, and they have begged me to cause them immense pain, or to let them do it [...]

Fiji Phone Sex Holiday

Has it really been a this long since my last real post?! Shame shame SPANK! Any volunteers? (don’t be shy)

Oh, so … hi I’ve been busy with holiday preparations, gifts, all that stuff. There is only so much I can make sissy J do, he gets worn out. And he will NOT go [...]

Sex and Sleep and Other Bedroom Activities

And the FINAL iPhone Sex Fact of this oh-so-informative series is … (dum dee dum dum!)

“Sex is known as the safest tranquilizer in the world.”

Zzzzzzzz. OH! Sorry I am so completely overly sexed that I guess I passed out there momentarily. Hehehe, so glad I amuse myself. HELLO WAKE UP! You passed out [...]

Flying Female Seeks a Good Fucking

So today’s iPhone Sex Fact really has me confused. I do not understand what the heck it means, and perhaps you can enlighten me.

Here we go: “The main destinations for female sex tourists are Italy, Greece, Croatia, Turkey, Slovenia and Spain.”

Uh, what?

First, what the hell is a female sex tourist? Is that a woman who [...]