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Happy Independence Day!

Phone sex is a form of independence, isn’t it? You come see your femdom Mistress for a little (or a lot of) fun, and then, when satisfied, go on your way, secure in the knowledge that there are NO STRINGS and no expectations from you, except for you to be happy and have fond memories

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Rub That Cock With Pretty Silk Panties

Hello, sweeties! Today’s iPhone Sex Fact is …

“Worldwide only 30% of males aged 15 and up are circumcised.”

Well, since this is an ADULT-ORIENTED BLOG let’s jump right to the 18 and overs I would say that most of you whom I speak with are circumcised (and I always ask, as knowing the form

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Cuckolds and Sissies and Slaves, Oh My!

Ohhh you sissies are really going to love this one. Today, the iPhone app Sex Facts says “Gender identity is the gender one feels himself or herself to be, whether physiologically make or female.”

Rock it, app! Of course, LDW Callers and Mistresses know the above to be true. And may I say that today I

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Flying Female Seeks a Good Fucking

So today’s iPhone Sex Fact really has me confused. I do not understand what the heck it means, and perhaps you can enlighten me.

Here we go: “The main destinations for female sex tourists are Italy, Greece, Croatia, Turkey, Slovenia and Spain.”

Uh, what?

First, what the hell is a female sex tourist? Is that a woman who

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Go Suck a Cock. Your Own, That Is!

Oh I love today’s iPhone sex fact: “A few extremely flexible males can reach and stimulate their penis with their tongue or lips, and so perform autofellatio.” YES, it really says this!

(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

One or two of you wonderful callers come to mind, with this

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