Phone sex

I hear from some of you occasionally that you’re sorry for not calling in a while, or for not emailing sooner, and sometimes you seem worried that I’ll be upset with you about it. But honey, I’m here for when YOU want me. Whether that’s every day, weekly, monthly, or once a year or two, that’s cool! Seriously. I am not one of those women who gets possessive or has expectations of you. No matter how often we’ve talked, how well we know each other, I want you to go off and explore other LDW Mistresses if the urge strikes, the women here are fabulous. If I was a man, I’d be making the rounds with them bigtime! And then, when you’re ready, I’d love to talk again. No matter how long it’s been since we spoke. So you never, ever have to worry about that with me.

It’s all about independence. I’m all about independence. I always have been and always will be. So this weekend has much meaning to me. We live in a fantastic country. Sure, it has some issues, but nothing is perfect (perfect is boring). I feel fortunate to live here and to have such an exciting and fun life, filled with varied activities and fascinating conversations with you.

So Happy Independence Day baby, whether you live here in the U.S. or abroad. It’s a good life. Enjoy it.

Kisses,
Melanie XO

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

But, oh no! Can he call Melanie about it, or must he stick with that mistress he first tried it with? Ohhhh, Melanie may not know about that fetish, because she is *only* an expert in what we have previously discussed! LOLOL don’t count on it! I am a woman of many talents and a lot of knowledge, both in phone sex domination and real life experience. If you and I have stayed with a theme or fantasy for a while, it’s because *you* wanted to and *I* aim to please.

In fact, the odds are that anything “new” you may wish to experience is something I know heaps about, perhaps more than you could ever imagine. So never delay introducing a new angle, or even a whole new universe, to our calls … I welcome it! And yes, even if you’ve been my lovely, slutty sissy and now decide you want to try guided masturbation or naughty neighbor role play … yes, even then. What fun! I can see how you might associate certain fetishes with certain mistresses, but as many of you already know, I am not your average dirty talker. With me you have a Jill of ALL Trades. Lucky you! So give it a shot, you may join the ecstatic ranks of those pleasantly surprised.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

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But sometimes you just need to reach me fast. Perhaps you are pressed for time and can’t wait on hold for even a moment, or perhaps you have been NAUGHTY and started your fun without me, and just need me to help you finish it off (or not ~giggle~). Regardless of the reason, our wonderful Headmistress Ally has come up with a new way for you to get me right away, called

Click to Call!

On any of my profile pages, such as cock control, sissy school, you get the drift, you will see a link titled Connect With Me using Click to Call! Click that link,  and you can enter all your info directly onto the website and get a callback right away. Just enter your info and voila! You’ve got me.

Now, for your time selection, here is how it works. You can select a specific number of minutes – 10, 15, 30, 60, or 90 – from the dropdown box. And when that time is reached, our call will be cut off. If we use less time than you have selected, you are ONLY billed for the time we have used. So if you select 60 minutes and we play for 45, you are billed for 45 minutes, not for 60.

Or, you can select the “Unlimited” option, which works as dispatch does now … our call lasts as long as it lasts, and you are billed for that amount, and the difference is that, unlike selecting a set number of minutes, if you choose “Unlimited” you will not just cut off.

Rest assured this is all the SAME payment system you are accustomed to using with dispatchers. It is ALL owned by LDW, your info NEVER gets shared, it is fully protected and, of course, I NEVER EVER SEE IT. I do not even receive your name at the start of our call, so be sure to let me know it’s you!

So consider trying this method to reach me, especially during those busier times when a dispatcher may be hard to reach.

Oh, and HAPPY PHONE SEX SUNDAY!

Kisses,
Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and  variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

Happy Labor Day weekend. It came quickly, didn’t it? Just like you do, hehe. I thought you might like to know when you can find me this weekend for your naughty phone sex needs. I’m here tonight, Saturday, until the wee hours of the morning. Tomorrow I will be here starting mid-to-late afternoon eastern time, most likely until the wee hours of Monday, and then Monday I’ll be here most of the day.

In other words, with the exception of tomorrow morning and early afternoon, you should find your Princess, no problem.

So what are your plans for the weekend? Are you perhaps planning to dress up in pretty panties and a bra and flit around the house? I love flitting, personally, especially in stockings and garters. That sounds like a great way to spend additional time off. Or, perhaps, is your woman away all weekend with her lover, leaving you at home to stroke your penis and fantasize about what positions they’re trying out? Sweet cuckold, get off the couch and clean the livingroom for her. She will be tired upon her return and surely would appreciate it. (You don’t think she’s going to waste time sleeping this weekend, do you?)  Or maybe you’ll be around your family, barbecuing, sipping beers, and wishing you were instead on the phone with me talking dirty. I know the feeling … I always miss myself, too, when I’m not around.

Okay, enough reading. Pick up the phone and let’s get to it!

Better than a girlfriend,
Melanie xoxo