If you have a Twitter account please feel free to add me to your feed (if you can do so with discretion regarding those around you), my username is EmpressMelanie. If you do not yet have a Twitter account, go ahead to the Twitter home page to sign up and make one. It’s free and you can set it up to receive text notices to your cell phone, emails, or nothing at all (for discretion), and just check the site or tweets when you want to. You can also see my tweets at all times to the right of this post … see that? It’s the heading labeled “My Twitter Updates”. I consistently post a tweet when I come online to take your naughty phone sex calls, when I go on break, and when I log out for the day or night.

This is an INSTANT way to keep apprised of my comings and goings and even to send me direct and private messages to correspond. But don’t just do it for me (although I’d love that), you can probably find lots of your friends on there too. And celebs galore are on Twitter these days, gabbing and gabbing all day long.

My sissies can really benefit from this, because when you are shopping you can check your Tweets to see if I’m around for advice and guidance. My cuckolds can benefit because when your woman is out with her lover doing the naughty rain dance, you can instantly check to see if I’m available (there are Twitter cell phone apps) and then call me right away.

Okay so go sign up, I’ll look for lots of adds over the next few days. When you add me, send me a note and I’ll add you back.

I hope you are having a great day, I sure am!

Kisses xoxo
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
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So anyway, the app today defines an aphrodisiac as “any chemical agent, medication, or drug that increases sexual desire.” HAHA I find this funny! Because it means that yours truly is the … get ready … DRUG OF CHOICE for your sexual needs. Does this mean phone sex should be added to the list of pharmaceutical companies? No, we are much better for you, much healthier, longer lasting, and do not cause dizziness when driving (except for you naughties who call us when you do!) or operating heavy machinery. Unless a cock stroking sissy dildo can be classified as heavy!

So we are a drug. Yes, I suppose this makes perfect sense. Better than a sleeping pill, more powerful than any relaxant, and in fact we do MORE than said drug because we stimulate AND provide a happy ending! What drug can make you hard, keep you hard, stimulate your cock AND mind and then make you cum?!

I think I will write in to this app creator and ask them to add “LDW Mistress” to their definition. What do you think?

(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

The Basic iPhone Camera

I love this camera! It takes surprisingly sharp pictures, and upon your request I can snap pics of you while you flit around on your webcam and send you my favorites after. I’ve done this quite a few times. Afterward, I erase all the evidence from my phone and computer (usually, heh!), but it’s fun while they last!

Sound Box

I use this app on calls quite often. It offers sound effects, either canned or those I can make myself. So if you fail to follow an assignment, or you squirt too soon, a chorus of BOO! may flow into your ear. Wouldn’t that be a shock! Or if you are a sissy who looks especially lovely, you might hear construction worker whistles or loud applause as you strut for me.

iRelax

This is a application offers sounds of nature, such as waterfalls, thunderstorms, and night crickets. I love it! Do you know why? Because some of you like ignore calls, where you call your Princess, I put down the phone and walk off to continue my fun elsewhere. I don’t get many requests for this kind of call, but when I do you are entertained with the continuous sound of crickets, courtesy of my iPhone, during the entire time you stay on the phone.

Fresh Fruit

There are a few good fruit and vegetable apps on the iPhone. I like this one because it says exactly which fruits are in season at any time, so I know what to send you to the store for when you haven’t purchased your dildo yet.

Till next time, I remain,

Better than any old silly girlfriend!

Melanie xoxo

No one else, that’s who. No one but a kinky Mistress like me would truly understand you. Sure, you could go to a shrink and pay hundreds of dollars an hour, but even he or she will make you feel … different. Not normal. That’s just what they do. And don’t even try to stroke yourself while he’s speaking to you. HA! Not unless you want to be in a jail cell.

It’s like cardio versus a weight resistance machine, where cardio is an orgasm and weight resistance is intimate conversation. Cardio is great for your heart, while you’re doing it. But once off the treadmill and rested, your body returns to its normal state. The benefits have a time limit. With weight resistance, the benefits continue. Your muscles keep working to heal for days after their workout, just as your mind keeps churning with our discussion and my insights. Epiphanies about. Believe me, I hear it all the time.

So don’t limit yourself to tease and denial and explosions of cum during our calls. Take a risk, and spill your guts. The benefits are incredible.

Kisses,
Melanie xo

I must confess, making audios is my addiction. Well, one of them, anyway. Another addiction is movies. I love them, all kinds, and a recent favorite is Sense and Sensibility. Of course, I read the Jane Austen book as a teenager, and again later in college during a holiday break. I’m pretty happy with the way the movie follows the book. But what struck me most about it is the extremely accurate depiction of female dependence on MEN.

Those people would have been befuddled, had I been there. Can you imagine a bratty, confident Princess like me back then? It wasn’t even that long ago, the early 19th century, yet so much has changed. Women could not work, they could not inherit property, they had no rights at all. I think, in fact, that society had it all wrong, which is why things did not last as they were … the women should have been fully in charge, reminding their men of this every night with a strap on cock. They all wanted it, those men back then, just as today, but the poor things had no phones for phone sex nor web sites or sex clubs to indulge their kinky fetishes. Can you imagine all those sisses with no place to dress up? Yes, indeed, life must have been very hard.

In some ways, the story reminds me of you strokers. The characters strive to find a balance between sense (pure logic) and sensibility (pure emotion), just as you do when you try to verbalize your fantasies and together we bring them to an emotional fruition. So now, add to Princess’s addictions an obsession with finding the kink underground of the 19th century. They had to have it.

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I remain,

Better than a girlfriend ~giggle
Melanie xo