How awesome is that?!

What is a Kegel exercise, you ask? You could Google it to get lots of information, but basically the exercise contracts and expands the pelvic floor. There are Kegel exercise tools available, too, but they are not mandatory for this exercise. Hmmm, I’m thinking that I should offer Kegel fetish sessions, where I guide you through the exercises with counting. You know my counting technique ~giggle~, well, perhaps now we can use it to strengthen those muscles and control that cock in a different way than before.

Why should you have a stronger erection and greater cumming control, you ask? Well, for our tease and denial phone sex VOXEROTIC sessions, of course. And for our strap on cock ass fucking sessions. Oh, and for all the other sessions we have together, including sissy and feminization. Because if you can better control when you cum, your final release, if granted (hehe) will be so much more intense and gratifying. No one likes a squiggly squirter, after all. Ew.

So do your research then get down onto the floor and work it, baby. If you let me know, I just might decide to be extra kind during our session and test your newfound prowess with a release.

Remember, you can always check my Twitter feed for my availability updates. It feeds to the right of this post (——–>), or you can sign up for direct updates at: http://twitter.com/empressmelanie.

Tuned in tomorrow for a new Sex Fact!

(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and  variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

What a ham!

Since I prefer more intelligent men I looked away in distaste and put my earbuds in to try to drown out his honking. Try listening to Tsychovski (my workout music) with big loud honks in the background. He kept it up, I don’t even think it was for attention he’s just so big and bulky that it hurts to pump iron. So I untwisted myself from the thigh squeezer and walked over and KICKED him in the nuts! Everyone laughed and he howled but then shut up and we all went back to doing our thing.

About an hour later I was finishing up when I turned around and there was big burly with this pathetic look on his face, cupping his nuts in his hand. “I wanted you to squeeze my balls but not like that,” he said. “You don’t get to choose how,” I said and smiled. “And by the way don’t bother my sissy anymore with your questions.”

Then I took my badass femdom self and walked out the door, not looking back despite the low sobs emitting from big burly’s bitch mouth. It doesn’t take much to break some men and I tend to like more of a challenge, but maybe he’ll grow back some balls before our next meeting so I can have more fun.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie, ball breaker extraordinaire.

He was screaming for me to continue, and we had both forgotten about the gym’s after-hours monitoring, which kicked on after 7pm when the staff left. I guess the service listens in periodically and if they hear anything suspect they call the police to the place.

Well guess what happened. Yep.

Good thing I live in the mountains, where it gets pitch black and every bit of light fills the sky, because I noticed the red and blue lights swirling against the moon through the glass doors minutes before the police car actually arrived. My bitch noticed too, and started yelling about the monitoring, so I pulled out of him nad shoved the strap on back into my gym bag, he threw his clothes back on, pulled the weight down onto his chest and started yelling for help to get it off to throw them off the scent of our escapade. I struggled to help him just as the cops blew in with guns drawn, asking us if we were ok. One was a big buff guy who ran over and lifted the weight up back onto its cradle.

Of course we pretended that was the fuss, and they stayed maybe 10 minutes to complete a report and then were gone. We were laughing too hard to continue our fun, so I told him to come over to the house this Saturday if my huge cock friend Mike visits, so I could introduce him to the life of a cuckold. Sissy J might not like it but she’ll adjust. My bitch wants to have the party at the gym instead, but there’s no way to deactivate the monitoring so I don’t think it’s a good idea.

We’ll see how it goes. I might just save him for after-hours diversion when I’m bored. What’s your vote?

Kisses,
Mischievous Melanie

I did.

Let’s just say that he locked the doors and had his own little workout, courtesy of your Mistress. I stuck a butt plug in his ass and tied him up to the hip abductor machine then made him squeeze his legs together as I increased the weights. We started with 10 pounds, increasing in increments of five until he was at his max of 50 pounds. By then he was loving the feeling of a butt plug deep in his ass, like his own personal strap on cock, and he wanted to keep going without further weight added. I had stuck a vibrating cock ring on his cock, which isn’t too shabby at six and a half inches, and his balls were stiff and ready to explode.

But I kept going with the weights, until he was at 70 pounds and completely unable to squeeze anymore. So he started writhing in the seat, trying to push the butt plug in deeper that way. But it had nowhere near the effect. He begged me to lower the weights, so I did but switched the machine mechanism so he could only push out, not squeeze in, which served to loosen his butt plug and further frustrate him.

I had in my gym bag my 10-inch strap on in case things had progressed this far. So I took him off the machine and put him across a weight bench on his stomach, then rammed him with the strap on again and again. The little stroker slut was screaming, and we both forgot about the monitoring system in the gym … can you guess what happened next?

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

Kisses,
Torture Princess Melanie xoxo