Most of us Mistresses have profiles there (psst mine is here) as well as a bunch of naughty stroker boys and girly girls. I try to check in once each day, so if you join be sure to leave me a comment to say hello!

One of the best parts of joining is that Ms Ally is awarding POINTS to members who call at certain times (which she will announce in the group), and those points will be redeemable for future discounts on calls. Last night she awarded EE group members 1000 points for calling, and 1500 if they used click to call! If you missed out on that, join up now to take advantage of all our sexy private group has to offer.

Also, today is Temptation Tuesday … where every call you make could earn you a free call of that same amount of time. Here’s more info on that.

Okay okay, I know you’re dying to hear what’s up with me. Well, good news, my boating classes are completed and we had our graduation ceremony in the lake this weekend! Woohoo it was such fun. That means I’ll be here for you much more often, just about back to my 10-hour weekday schedule (7am to about 5pm Monday thru Friday, with cameo weekend appearances). I am taking a brand new class, but it’s just two nights a week so you shouldn’t really miss much of me for it. This class is a surprise … details at the end of summer, after graduation. Your Princess is an avid lifelong learner, I do love my books and activities.

About the lake – next time I’ll take pics of it, probably this weekend. There’s something in the middle of it that bubbles and bites at the boat. I’m kind of intrigued …

New ballbusting post to come over at my other blog, too, today or tomorrow.

Kisses XO
Empress Melanie

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So many of you have asked about my Valentine’s Day. I was here taking your rocking phone sex calls for most of the day, because I celebrated the day before, which was Saturday. I had one of my parties, the cfnm kind. A few of my Mistress girlfriends and I tormented sissy J and his sissy friend all afternoon into the evening. As a few of you know from our calls since then, we had them go to the mall and purchase some lingerie, all kinds. Panties, of course, camisoles, lace bodysuits, stockings. Then they modeled them for us! Oh it was so much fun.

We rewarded them by breaking in our new strapons on their private parts ~giggle~, which they loved. And then they gave us our V-Day gifts of other lingerie and a few candies, and they cooked us a gourmet dinner. It was a great day.

And now we are almost to spring, which means all new cuckold and other assorted kinky fantasies deep in the forest and perhaps in the backyard. When the snow melts!

I’m here just about all day today for your phone fun, so come get me

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

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Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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The Basic iPhone Camera

I love this camera! It takes surprisingly sharp pictures, and upon your request I can snap pics of you while you flit around on your webcam and send you my favorites after. I’ve done this quite a few times. Afterward, I erase all the evidence from my phone and computer (usually, heh!), but it’s fun while they last!

Sound Box

I use this app on calls quite often. It offers sound effects, either canned or those I can make myself. So if you fail to follow an assignment, or you squirt too soon, a chorus of BOO! may flow into your ear. Wouldn’t that be a shock! Or if you are a sissy who looks especially lovely, you might hear construction worker whistles or loud applause as you strut for me.

iRelax

This is a application offers sounds of nature, such as waterfalls, thunderstorms, and night crickets. I love it! Do you know why? Because some of you like ignore calls, where you call your Princess, I put down the phone and walk off to continue my fun elsewhere. I don’t get many requests for this kind of call, but when I do you are entertained with the continuous sound of crickets, courtesy of my iPhone, during the entire time you stay on the phone.

Fresh Fruit

There are a few good fruit and vegetable apps on the iPhone. I like this one because it says exactly which fruits are in season at any time, so I know what to send you to the store for when you haven’t purchased your dildo yet.

Till next time, I remain,

Better than any old silly girlfriend!

Melanie xoxo

An acquaintance of mine had a party that lasted through yesterday and today, with guests coming and going. It was an interesting party, in that the women were clothed but many of the men were not. It was a real-life CFNM event! The rule was clothes had to be worn outside, to the barbecue and on the deck, and of course in the backyard. But in the house the men were nude, and there were rooms for kinky events to take place in.

And guess what. Your Princess did not go into any of those rooms! Do you know why? Me neither, but I think I was so enjoying seeing the men stroll about in their birthday suits that I didn’t want to replace those images with … others. Ya, like that. I also did not sit on any chairs, as the nudies had planted their bare butts on them and I like my clothes to stay clean, thankyouverymuch. The men cooking were clothed, and the bartenders, which suited me fine.

But I can tell you, the setup intrigued me and sissy J (who was clothed, indeed) enough to return to the party again today. There were some of the same cast of characters, some new. Everyone flitted in and out, the rooms were still occupied and busy, and I still did not peek in.

What do you think was going on in them?

Better than a girlfriend,
Melanie xoxo

So with the innocent wildlife in mind, I’ve decided to create a special, private forest place. A room, if you will, outlined by trees, laden with large rocks and holding a small pond. We can string moss blankets between the bark so no one cannot see in. Because I do intend to torment you mercilessly, and you would not want to be humiliated, would you? ~giggle. If you would like to hear more, you know what to do.

I’ve had some really fun calls with you all lately. I’m proud of my sissies who are gaining the courage to get out there to the salon for that coveted mani pedi and of my cuckolds who are helping your women spend as much time with their lovers as possible. I love my guided masturbation addicts who beg Please, Princess! when I deny your release. And of my sweet other callers with your own unique fantasies and cravings, I love helping you fulfill them! Keep those calls cumming …

And finally, as promised, I’ve made two new audios! The Princess Switch and Not a Sissy. I’ll get them on the audio page soon, but in the meantime just click those links for immediate access. Princess takes such great care of you!

Better than a girlfriend,
Melanie xo