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Can You Do That, Mistress?

Melanie — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:14:18 +0000

I have to say I find it cute when a guy I’ve spoken with for a while asks if I have *any* experience in something new he wants to try with me. Now, mind you, usually this means he and I have stayed with the same theme or fantasy for months or longer because he has had a fantastic time with it and he cannot imagine changing things up. But then one day he speaks with another phone sex mistress, probably trying out a mistress new to our group, they go in another direction and suddenly that’s his new obsession.

But, oh no! Can he call Melanie about it, or must he stick with that mistress he first tried it with? Ohhhh, Melanie may not know about that fetish, because she is *only* an expert in what we have previously discussed! LOLOL don’t count on it! I am a woman of many talents and a lot of knowledge, both in phone sex domination and real life experience. If you and I have stayed with a theme or fantasy for a while, it’s because *you* wanted to and *I* aim to please.

In fact, the odds are that anything “new” you may wish to experience is something I know heaps about, perhaps more than you could ever imagine. So never delay introducing a new angle, or even a whole new universe, to our calls … I welcome it! And yes, even if you’ve been my lovely, slutty sissy and now decide you want to try guided masturbation or naughty neighbor role play … yes, even then. What fun! I can see how you might associate certain fetishes with certain mistresses, but as many of you already know, I am not your average dirty talker. With me you have a Jill of ALL Trades. Lucky you! So give it a shot, you may join the ecstatic ranks of those pleasantly surprised.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
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Wild Wanking at Work

Melanie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:06:45 +0000

Well, you know I was just about to make this blog post when the phone rang and it was such a hot and wild fantasy that it’s all I can think about now! But I seem to recall a bit about the post … it came to me while watching The Office tonight. I don’t watch much TV, am more of a movie buff, but it’s cold and dark and I’m cozy at home in my babydolls and … yadda yadda.

So, The Office. What a stuffy soul killing environment that is! No wonder you pookies run home to call your phone sex Mistresses after a long day at the office. I’ve worked in offices but tend to forget just how miserable it is. I’m spoiled here at LDW Group

So here’s the deal. Let’s get some really kinky office fantasies going, either when you’re home or at work. If you have a cell phone, try to call me from the office restroom and let’s be naughty nasty together while you’re in a stall. If you have your own office, close and lock the door and then call me, I’ll have you tack those balls to your desk while your assistant pounds on the door to get in!

My mission this month is to focus on driving you office workers wild. Hot damn you deserve it.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

My Holiday Gift to You

Melanie — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:46:25 +0000

Here’s the thing. It may be more challenging to find the alone time you need this holiday season in order to rub that cock to my purring voice. This is where your cell phone + car come in handy. Go now and enter my toll-free 800 number into your cell phone contacts (800-601-6975) and call it something benign like “Carl’s Meats” or whatever will not get you caught. That’s your decision. Just do not call it PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE haha yes I’m serious. Then go and put a box of tissues in your car, too, because if you’re lucky you will need them.

Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card