Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and  variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

Here is mine.

Don’t you love it? I sure do … additionally, you can see even more pics right here, too.

So lately I’ve been coming on for phone sex with you every other morning at 4am or so. I love being here at that time, those of you who call are feeling seriously freaky and it’s a lot of fun. I’m also surprised at how wild you daytimers get … keeps me here for you. I plan to be here more and more, too, as the weather gets colder. As some of you know, I live in the mountains. Serious mountains, in a northeast state. I’m from a big city and haven’t been here long, about two years or so, and it’s intense. Lots of privacy, which I love, but also lots of animals (one has been munching on our pumpkin out front) like deer, bears, coyote, wolves … yeah.

So in the winter, I will not be going out much. Princess does not like the snow. Looking at it is pretty, but I’m not going to walk in it in my heels, and I don’t do flats. So I will be doing my gym at home and most things at home. And I’ll be here for you a lot.

Additionally, as the Mistresses head to Las Vegas this weekend, I will be here with you. Couldn’t make it this time with Sissy J, and he is too precious to me to leave at home, so I’ll be here.

Okay pookies, here’s to a fun day. TGIF!

Kisses xoxo
Melanie

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

September was an especially kinky month, with the temperatures cooling and more of you cozying up inside, the phone in one hand and your cock in the other. I know what you do! *Whatever*, as long as you do it with your phone sex Mistresses.

I’ve got another special going. Last month was a blast, but I really wanted to be more, um, explicit in what I was sending you, and with just a minute or two, and making each audio custom, and taking your wonderful phone sex calls, I had to keep most of the audios pretty tame. Well, not this month!

For October, I will be making a steamy four-minute audio that you can receive once we’ve spent a total of 75 minutes in phone or text sessions for the month. Your time can be broken down any way you like, in as many sessions as you like, phone or sexy text, as long as you have reached 75 minutes by the end of October. Once you have, email me and I’ll send you this special audio.

You can get this audio one other way, too … during a session with me, guess sissy J’s favorite color dress (hint, it’s not pink) and you win! (Special message to my sweet K, since you’ve heard J’s voice realtime, I expect you to know this one *wink*)

This is a pre-made audio (not custom) recorded by me, and it may be a bit steamy, so try not to blush! I can’t wait.

I’m posting this from a CFNM party I just kind of walked into and need to run. Will be here tomorrow morning bright and early to play with you.

Kisses,
Melanie xoxo

As for October, I have some fun ideas percolating but am open to suggestions! Comment here or email me at empressmelanie@yahoo.com with your naughty desires.

I want to make a special shoutout to a caller very dear to me, a sweet and special lady who impresses me immensely every time we talk. Sending you a big hug and wet kiss, lovely!

Have you been checking out the Weekly Stroker? It’s already chock full of Mistress happenings and has a calendar of events, too.  If you haven’t visited or subscribed, go do it! And for a detailed look at weekly femdom events, check out The Mistress Show, created and updated by the sizzling hot Mistress Tia. If you are a devotee of your Mistresses you will definitely appreciate all these sites have to offer, so clicky clicky sweetie pie.

And finally, I visited my family’s old house a few days ago and was offered by the new occupants the grand tour inside. Including their bedroom, where I spied some kinky sex toys left on their big bed … I wrote down the 800 # on the contact sheet I left them. Wonder if they will call?

Kisses from your titty Mistress,
Melanie xoxo

From HeadMistress and Site Owner, Ms Ally
Updated September 23, 2009

As we have built and grown our erotic telephone entertainment company over the past 7 years, one thing has become clearer to us each day: despite the fact that we’re working in the “Adult Industry”, despite the fact that many of us consider ourselves “Mistresses”, despite the fact that many of our clients come to us in search of a woman to worship and adore and share an erotic experience which is “Femdom” in nature – despite all this, there is one thing that we owe to each and every one of our callers: a World Class customer service experience.

We want to make it easy and enjoyable, to do business with us. We want you to be able to pick up the phone and and enjoy yourself fully, and not be concerned that you might not receive the quality of service you’re hoping for and deserve, or that your billing information might not be secure.

Many of the ladies who work here, including me, come from a professional background with a significant focus on customer service and customer relations. When we interview potential erotic phone entertainment providers, a background in customer service is something to which we assign top priority. We promise our callers the very best in call quality and customer service, and we screen candidates at length to ensure that their own attitudes and beliefs on this subject are in line with the company’s dedication to making you, our valued customer, happy, each and every time you visit our sites and call our service.

Here are the things that I, as owner and Head Mistress of this site, promise to you, my treasured customer:

A Great Call Guaranteed Every Time, with No Risk to You

Your the phone entertainment options are vast and varied. You have hundreds of services and thousands of ladies from whom you can select to spend your hard earned money. I completely understand that you may feel you are taking a risk calling a new service, or selecting a new phone companion. I’d like to make it easy for you to select my service for your erotic telephone entertainment needs, by eliminating that risk for you.

We spend many hours screening each new Mistress who comes aboard, so we’ve largely removed the risk through our selection process. If by chance you find yourself on a call with one of our Mistresses and it’s not quite meeting your expectations, you are more than welcome to politely terminate the call, connect yourself with our Dispatcher, and ask to speak with someone else.

If the original call was within a reasonable length, there will be no charge. For instance, if you’re on the phone with a Mistress for an hour and then call back and tell us it did not go well, then we might question you a bit But if you’re on the line with her for a few minutes, and it’s just not working out, please give us the opportunity to find someone more suitable for you.

Don’t Pay For Something you Didn’t Enjoy

I never want you to pay for a call that you did not enjoy. We’re willing to work with you and do whatever it takes to make sure that your expectations are met. We have no set cut off point after which you MUST pay for a call you didn’t enjoy – we address each situation individually, and we’ll talk with you to find out what went wrong, and what we need to do differently to make your next call right.

We have offered this no-risk arrangement all along on an unofficial basis, and we’ve found that it’s rarely if ever abused by folks seeking a free “quickie”. As long as this continues to be the case, we will continue to offer you the opportunity to speak with a new Mistress without risking paying for a call you didn’t enjoy.

Privacy and Security

Our billing procedures and data handling processes are PCI Compliant. What this means for you, is: we have designed our processes to comply with the Payment Card Industry’s stringent standards for secure credit card processing, which are designed to minimize theft and instances of security compromise. We have benefitted from extensive consultations with security professionals to make our processes as secure as they can possibly be.

In addition, in 2005, we assumed the expense of changing our call distribution system to limit, as much as possible, the number of individuals within the company who have access to your billing information. Even as owner of the company, I cannot see your full billing information once it’s entered into our system – all information is encrypted and unviewable by anyone, from the dispatchers to me, the Company Owner.

Who Sees Your Info?

The exception to this is: the ladies who joined us prior to 2005 still process their own billing, while following the PCI standards. Trish, Ashley, Dallas, Lilah, Hannah, Tia, Carmen, Grace, Cassandra and Cecilia all process your billing information themselves prior to your call.

However, if you have called our service before, and then call one of these ladies for a subsequent call to the service, the Veteran Mistress will process the transaction without being able to see the original billing information. The only time your billing information is viewed is the first time you provide it to us. After that, it’s encrypted and unviewable.

Also, if you would prefer not to provide your information directly to any of these Veteran Mistresses, you can always call into our dispatch system to be connected to them.

Anonymity and Discretion – On Our Part, And Yours

In general, when you call, your information is processed by our Dispatchers, who are highly trained in secure handling of credit card data, and are familiar with our privacy policies. You may opt to request not to have your name passed along to the Mistress with whom you’re going to do your call – this is your right, and we do not mind working with you to protect your privacy in whatever way makes you comfortable.

We will only provide information about your calls to YOU. If another party calls to inquire about a transaction on a credit card statement, and the party is obviously not the person who made the call, the caller is advised that our privacy policy does not allow us to provide this information to anyone except for the original customer. If there are people in your life from whom you’d like to keep your use of the service private, please do yourself a favor and make wise choices when it comes to selecting a billing method.

We appreciate your own discretion, and your cooperation in not using a credit card that is shared with another person who may see the transaction on your statement and want to know what the transaction is, and who “LDW Group” is and what we do. While we do not necessarily advocate “secrecy”, we understand that there are times and circumstances in which you must maintain discretion in your activities.

If you are in this situation, there are ways to do this on your own, such as the use of gift cards or mailed prepayments for calls. Please do not use a credit card that is shared with family members from whom you prefer to keep your use of the service private – it’s just dumb and risky, to be honest, and a little disrespectful to all parties involved.

Sexy and Socially Responsible

While it happens extremely rarely, I have received a handful of calls over the past 7 years from family members of callers whose use of the service has become problematic to the household.

In addition to offering a Self-Ban option, we will also consider, on a case by case basis, requests from family members to block a client’s use of the service. So if you don’t want this to ever affect your use of the service – be appropriately discrete, and be responsible in your use of the service. We intend for the service to be used in a fun, entertaining, and responsible way. When it becomes a problem, we offer options to help make it easier for you to scale back your use. Stroke responsibly!

Immediate Resolution of Customer Concerns

How annoying is it to send an email to an online company, only to have your inquiry go unaddressed for days, or weeks, or forever? We aim to resolve all billing and customer service issues quickly, and effectively. When you have an issue, you can receive immediate attention by calling our Dispatch Center at 800-356-6169. The dispatch center is open and staffed by a live operator 24/7, and every dispatcher is trained, authorized and empowered to resolve almost any customer issue or billing question.

If you have an issue that cannot be resolved immediately by our dispatcher, your call will be transfered immediately to a manager. If a manager is not immediately available to take your call, the dispatcher will email me, as well as our three other Customer Service managers (Hannah, Carmen and Tia). Whichever of us is available to address and correct your concern first, will do so.

If you’re unable to call, please email the four of us at ally@voxerotic.com – tia@ldwgroup.com – carmen@ldwgroup.com and mistresshannah@gmail.com . Briefly summarize your concern, provide as much information as possible so that we can research and resolve the issue, and let us know if you’d like us to get back to you via Email or phone.

We Love to Share

I have heard on occasion that a regular customer of the service would like to try a new Mistress, but he doesn’t want his “usual” Mistress to be offended. Here’s what we promise: with the exception of the “Veteran Mistresses”, who do process your billing and so they can, admittedly, see whom you’ve spoken with in the past – even if it were not the case that we’re great at sharing, none of the Mistresses can see, or will find out, whom you’ve spoken with. And quite frankly, none of the Mistresses really care who you choose to speak with! As long as you’re calling US, and not another service, we are happy to have you call ALL the Mistresses you’d like. You never have to choose just one, and then worry that you’ll offend her if you choose to try another. That just doesn’t happen, and you have no need to concern yourself with it (though we do recognize the concern and politeness of the gesture, but it’s not necessary.) If you are really into variety and being shared, check out our Pass the Penis site.

We Don’t Just Want Your Feedback – We Use Your Feedback

If you have a great experience with us, we want to know! And if you have an experience with us that could have been better, we want to know even more. I love to get complaints! A large part of my day each day is spent trying to find ways to improve our service. I realize that this will most likley be a never-ending effort. Things happen. And when they do, I need to know. So please complain to me. If something could be better in your experience, and you don’t tell me, I can’t make it better. And don’t worry about “getting someone in trouble.” No one gets “in trouble” around here. We just get opportunities to be made aware of an area that can be improved. We receive these opportunities through your feedback. We take your feedback and use it to improve and grow.

How To Submit your Feedback

If you’d like to rate your experience on a specific phone call, visit Rate My Call. If you have more general feedback about the sites and your overall experience with the service, visit our General Feedback Page. Or, you can always email me directly at ally@voxerotic.com . I want to know what you want. I need to know how we can get better. I need you to communicate with me as much as possible in order to accomplish this.

In Conclusion…

I appreciate the time you’ve taken to read my letter to you. I think it’s very important to you, and to me, that you have an understanding of what I am promising to you each time you visit our sites, and each time you pick up the phone to call us.

I take this promise very seriously, and I encourage you to demand that I to fulfill my promise to you. As my customer, it is your right to do just that, and my pleasure and my goal to strive to meet your demands for quality, erotic telephone entertainment and perfect customer service.

Thank you for the opportunity, and the pleasure, to work to reach this goal on a daily basis.

Sincerely, Ms Ally
HeadMistress, LDW Group, Inc.
ally@voxerotic.com

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