As my longtime readers know, I usually do not blog about calls. But this week, a few of you have asked to be featured here on my phone sex blog and on enchantrix empire, so here you go (with pseudonyms). You deserve it

Decadent Dan

Decadent Dan is a longtime caller of mine. He is genuine and loyal and so much fun to play with! He emails me a day before our call and I send him a shopping list. This time it was a summer-themed list, featuring a water gun, a floatie, and sunblock. I instructed him to fill the water gun and inflate the floatie before our call, fill the bathtub with water and liberally apply sunblock to his nose. Then, we had a conversation about new movies, because part of my torture with Decadent Dan is to restrict all sex talk. He knew the drill from prior calls – when I mentioned a lead actor, he was to push the water gun into his ass and squirt. When I mentioned scenery, he was to place the floatie in the tub, climb onto it and rub his sad little stick into the plastic, careful not to smear the sunblock on his nose. Then, when I said something in particular in a movie was quite funny, he had to squirt sunblock on his stick and rub it in with the water gun, then squirt into his ass once again. Pure summer fun!

After about, oh, an hour or so of this, he was begging to explode … did I let him? LOL only my sweet Decadent Dan knows. And just wait until he sees his next shopping list *chuckle*.

Hairy Harry

Harry wants everyone to know how hairy he is, everywhere. His chest and arms are covered in so much black hair that he looks like a spider, and his penis … yep! All hairy, up to the head. His balls, too! If there was ever a perfect candidate for regular waxings, Hairy Harry is it.

Except, I have such fun with his hair! I make him braid it, in teeny little skinny braids all over his chest, his balls, his thingie. I make him twist his crinkly pubic hair so tight, and then seal the edges with the precum that oozes from his volcano. Have you ever stroked your penis when it was covered in tiny braids? Pubic hair holds nicely, and pulls nicely, LOL. Before he can cum, he must untwist each braid around his cock and balls, and snip off each braid on his chest. When that’s all done, he can release. I love hearing a grown man scream.

My Tim

He’s back early, and I’m so happy!

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That’s all for now, kisses!

Empress Melanie

Do a google search for “eyebrows men” and variations thereof, and you will see what I mean. Threading, dying, and plucking are all the rage these days. For years it has been acceptable for men to have facials and manicures – the metrosexual look. Now, eyebrows are just another aspect of good basic grooming.

What are the benefits of well-groomed brows, you ask? There are many, both aesthetic and otherwise. Of course, groomed brows look nicer, they frame your eyes and accentuate your face. Like keeping your hair trimmed and your face shaved, groomed eyebrows promote the appearance that you care for how you look. It makes you sexier to your woman (cuckolds, listen up!).

Perhaps most important, nicely groomed eyebrows feel better. They really do!

The Eyebrow Razor

The eyebrow razor is a handy little tool you can keep in your shaving kit. It’s battery operated and does not nick. Just flick it on and run it over your brows to remove those long, straggly hairs that stick out and fall down into your eyes. While you sissies will love this pink color, strokers, don’t be put off. You can easily find this in all colors, even the ever-masculine silver and black!

Eyebrow Tweezers

Next, pluck those suckers. This is a little uncomfortable at first, but if us women can handle it you can strive to, as well. Grab each errant hair between the tweezers and pull, fast. Like ripping off a bandaid. Don’t pluck too much off, you will look funny. In fact, it’s best to stick to the area above the eyes and nose. Or have you woman do it for you, she will love it and love you even more. Sissies, this does not apply to you – grooming is part of your feminization routine, and you should know how to pluck on your own, so start practicing!

Once again, proven so much better than a silly old girlfriend …
Melanie xoxo