My, my you sweeties truly do love your Mistress. My heart is warmed! And yes, all is wonderful with me, this summer has been so busy with the beach, travel, vacations, and houseguests that I’ve barely had time to breathe, let alone log in for calls. But I’m pretty much back now, with just some Labor Day weekend festivities in the works and then yours truly will settle in for autumn. And, before you know it, the holidays!

How has your summer been? Do you have sand in your shoes, sun in your hair, and are you ready to collapse from too much fun? That’s good! And what about your naughty hobbies? Still stroking EVERY DAY?! LOL I bet you are. Still sneaking those panties on when no one else is around? Or maybe, you’re wearing them beneath your pants, to work, like a good little closet girlie. And how about my sweet cuckies? Have you been good while perusing all those online pics of big bull cocks? You are so mischievous, aren’t you. *pinches your cheek*

Well, I’ll be around this week and I do miss you, hope we can play soon.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

Yes you read that title right. Lovely caller B (for briskit) showed me his new trick yesterday on his cam. He fucked that piece of meat so hard! And then, he made au jus with it *giggle* … YUM! He said he did it so I’d “finally blog about him” hehe here you go, sexy I truly enjoyed our call and look forward to seeing what else is up your sleeve (or laying about in your garage). I’m determined to get you to try some Marshmallow Fluff, too. Apparently it feels better than even the wettest clitty.

In other news (updated), just a quick post to let you know that as my schedule for this week shows, I am *not* here this Wednesday during the day. I’m taking a writing class at a nearby university to brush up my skills for a current novel. But, in a recent change, I *will* be here Thursday and Friday day!

Also, and this is a biggie. In a prior post I wrote about how sissy J was kind of pulling away from the “sissy” part of his J. Well, turns out there’s a reason he is feeling less feminine these days. Last weekend he took your Princess out to a lovely dinner and … and … guess it … he proposed! Could have blown me over with a feather, I was so shocked. He presented me with a beautiful diamond ring, too. He chose the classic Tiffany Setting, which I love. As you may know from our calls, I never considered myself the marrying kind but, ya know, J holds a very special place in my heart and has for, oh, about four years now. And get this – we’re planning a quick trip to our local justice of the peace this weekend to make it official (I’m not one for big hoo ha’s). Then our families are planning to throw a surprise party for us sometime before summer, they won’t tell us when. So, yep, your Princess is officially and permanently off the market, in a whirlwind, and surprisingly happy about it! And yes, you will still be the same wonderful part of my life that you are now. I’m not going anywhere!

That’s my news, and if you’re still in your chair and not passed out from shock go look in your freezer to see what meat you might liberate for a future phone sex call with me. As mentioned above, this method has been tested and proven successful by our lovely B. Just make sure it’s fully defrosted, first.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
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Hello! I was a very busy Princess yesterday, between your naughty calls and a very special slave creating a brand new audio page for me. Check it out! It has lots of new, free audios for you, some pretty lengthy and juicy, and they are categorized as stroker and sissy audios. Just click the link for the section you wish to listen to, and designate about a day to indulge in them ~giggle. Slave S earned his stars with that page.

In other news, I promised to let you in on the third new LDW site I’m featured on. It is Get Naked For Us, and you can click directly to my bio here. I love this site because, as you know if we have spoken, one of my favorite weekend activities are naughty CFNM parties where my boyfriend and his best male (if you can call him that) friend get naked for me and my girlfriends and we have a blast! We make them bob for dildos and then fuck them in the ass with their winnings, we spank them, we caress and tease them and leave them begging. Then we tie them up and us girls go out to a club in the city, leaving them to wait for us to return. What a blast!

So, go visit me on that site and call me from there if you’re interested in a fantasy like this, or if you would like to discuss CFNM parties you have attended. They are one of the best ways to relax and let loose.

Also, and this is a biggie, I have finally updated my schedule page here on my blog. Click here to see it. I plan to update it weekly or daily, whenever needed, and will always let you know via Twitter when I have done so. If you are not yet on Twitter, now is a good time! My username there is empressmelanie.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

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