(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)

One or two of you wonderful callers come to mind, with this sex fact. The first time I heard about this I was stunned. A man who can blow his own cock! And if he can do this, what use would he have for anyone else? Wouldn’t they just get in the way?

But lo and behold, you cock stroking men are full of surprises (I’m sure you’ve heard this before, most likely from your women). I’ve spoken with not just one, but TWO of you so far who can lick your own cocks. Yet you still call your Mistresses for phone sex. Which again proves my assertion that we are absolutely indispensable to the happiness and well being of you fetish and humiliation addicts!

SO when you throw those legs up over your head and push your cock into your mouth you make my day. You really do ~giggle~.

Oh and just a quick note about your IMs before I close today’s post. As you know, my Yahoo and MSN IM address is EmpressMelanie. Well here is the thing. I have IMs open on my computer all the time when I’m here for your calls. However, and this is very important, I am not at my computer throughout that time. Because I’m often logged in for your calls 10 or more hours at a time, if I was sitting in front of the computer for those 10+ hours can you imagine what that would do to my fine ass?! Not to mention my perky tits and toned legs. You would not want that for your Mistress, would you?!?! Nooooooo. So please do not worry or get offended if I don’t reply to your IM right away. I will see it, but maybe not for a while. You can always email me instead (empressmelanie@yahoo.com) and, in fact, reach me faster that way, as I will see your email pretty quickly on my phone. Or, of course, if you simply cannot wait another moment to reach your Princess, call me!

Okay, time to hit the gym. Thank you, as always, for reading and for being so great. Kisses to you, my sweeties.

xoxo Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

What are YOU waiting for?

It’s officially winter here in the northeast, and some of you have been asking what you can do for your Mistress this holiday season. Awwww, so sweet! Did you know I have an Amazon wishlist? I keep it pretty updated, and a few of you have been very generous with it (kisses). So, if you’re wondering, here you go

In other news, according to the iPhone app Sex Facts, 75% of men in the US say they are satisfied with their sex lives. Seventy-five percent? That’s a lot! I’m thinking most of these men call LDW femdom Mistresses to stay so satisfied. We ARE, after all, the best around. Cream of the crop, to pull your cream LOL! Where else can you find phone sex Mistresses skilled in so many fetishes? Every day I speak with new callers who tell me they are so happy to have found this service. The professionalism and talent of every woman here surpasses all. I always knew it but I try not to gloat, it’s not attractive I am gracious and say thank you, but it is really no surprise as I hear it all the time!

I have nice plans for my blog over the next few months. I will be updating my optional pre-session questionnaire and perhaps adding a page or two of additional information. If you have any requests for such additions, comment here to let me know!

PS: Please click here for a special message from Ms Ally. And, to obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and  variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

My sweet voice and deceptively easygoing demeanor may at first lead you to think I won’t know. That is my true talent, to ensnare you with  charm. To seduce you with fun. To make you feel safe. And then BAM.

I own you. Suddenly, completely, and oh so sweetly. You see this on sites all around, I know it, but when I say this it’s true – I WILL become your addiction. Much more than that, in fact. You will need me like you need the air you breathe, the food you eat, the shelter over your head. You will need me no less than you need these things. You will fall asleep every night and wake up every morning craving me. My voice, my attention, an email, a text … absolutely anything, anything at all from me, and no matter how little or how much you receive, it will never truly sate you. After just one phone conversation with me, you will crave me, hunger for me … my voice, my guidance, every cell in your body will crave it. Every minute, every day. You will crave me even in your dreams.

And it will never go away.

Doesn’t this sound great? All women are capable of doing this to you. But some of us, such as the Mistresses of LDW, have perfected the art. Phone sex can be many things – it can provide you with an on-call girlfriend, it can provide you a quick release, it can provide aggressive domination or sensual domination, cuckolding, or a myriad of other fetishes.

You’re at the right place.

So what’s been going on with you? Lots of phone sex, yes, that’s a good thing for you to do. Healthy and fun I just love hearing your sexy voices and breathy gasps at all times of the day and night. Here in New Jersey it’s been cold, so I’ve been mostly staying indoors, next to the fireplace, only venturing out to the gym.

Speaking of the gym, something funny happened to Sissy J the other day when he was in town running errands. He stopped off at the health food store next to the gym to get some juice (not THAT kind of juice, naughty!). The big burly guy who works there recognized him from the gym, he accompanies me sometimes to hold my water bottle and iPhone, but he doesn’t work out. So the guy asked who “the pretty blonde girl from the gym” was that he sees Sissy J with, is she available, what’s her story, on and on. Sissy J got in a huff and said “SHE’S MINE!” and stomped out. He came home all bent out of shape and told me about it. I said hey, you happily share me with others on the phone all the time, and you share me with Mike, so why so upset? I didn’t get an answer to that one, yet. But when I mentioned Mike he did lick his perky pink cock sucking lips …

I’m here all day today to be naughty with you, except for a few possible hours later to run out to the gym. If I see big burly guy I’ll let you know!

Kisses, always much better than a ball and chain xoxo
Melanie