Yes you read that title right. Lovely caller B (for briskit) showed me his new trick yesterday on his cam. He fucked that piece of meat so hard! And then, he made au jus with it *giggle* … YUM! He said he did it so I’d “finally blog about him” hehe here you go, sexy I truly enjoyed our call and look forward to seeing what else is up your sleeve (or laying about in your garage). I’m determined to get you to try some Marshmallow Fluff, too. Apparently it feels better than even the wettest clitty.

In other news (updated), just a quick post to let you know that as my schedule for this week shows, I am *not* here this Wednesday during the day. I’m taking a writing class at a nearby university to brush up my skills for a current novel. But, in a recent change, I *will* be here Thursday and Friday day!

Also, and this is a biggie. In a prior post I wrote about how sissy J was kind of pulling away from the “sissy” part of his J. Well, turns out there’s a reason he is feeling less feminine these days. Last weekend he took your Princess out to a lovely dinner and … and … guess it … he proposed! Could have blown me over with a feather, I was so shocked. He presented me with a beautiful diamond ring, too. He chose the classic Tiffany Setting, which I love. As you may know from our calls, I never considered myself the marrying kind but, ya know, J holds a very special place in my heart and has for, oh, about four years now. And get this – we’re planning a quick trip to our local justice of the peace this weekend to make it official (I’m not one for big hoo ha’s). Then our families are planning to throw a surprise party for us sometime before summer, they won’t tell us when. So, yep, your Princess is officially and permanently off the market, in a whirlwind, and surprisingly happy about it! And yes, you will still be the same wonderful part of my life that you are now. I’m not going anywhere!

That’s my news, and if you’re still in your chair and not passed out from shock go look in your freezer to see what meat you might liberate for a future phone sex call with me. As mentioned above, this method has been tested and proven successful by our lovely B. Just make sure it’s fully defrosted, first.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

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Those of you I’ve had calls with know that almost every weekend around here is party central. Me and my girlfriends get together to gang up on my sissy boyfriend J and sometimes one of their boyfriends, too. We make them strip naked and do embarrassing things for our amusement, and in the warmer weather (headed our way!) we make them do it in the yard, too. And sometimes on the deck, at night, in the dark. I can’t wait.

This weekend, we took our CFNM party a little further. How, you ask? That’s privileged information reserved for my callers *smirk* but as a little tease I’ll say this – GLASS.

Also, I want to say that sissy J is wearing his panties less and less these days. He’s even asked me to stop referring to him as “she” and is discussing a purge. Could it be that his girlie time was just a phase? Hmmm, this is a daily series of events unfolding, but before the past weekend’s festivities began I found J fixing a chair. In the garage. Hammering and twisting in screws and grunting. In his jeans and boxers, with a hard on! So, I dunno … we’ll see LOL.

Oh, did you know I have a second blog now? It’s over at Ball Busting Phone Sex and I’m working on jazzing it up a bit. Look for a brand new header and maybe some new pics to come, hopefully over the next few days. Because I’m a ball buster by nature, in nature, yeah baby.

And in an upcoming post, look for a list of LDW sites I’m now on. I love it here so much and am spreading it all over the place now.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com