Hello sweeties! I woke up this morning and could hardly wait to get to the phones to speak with you. Those of you I speak with (and also those I abuse ~giggle) regularly have become quite dear to me. And you new-to-the-service and new-to-me callers, well you are automatically part of the LDW phone sex family regardless of whether you have called once or a thousand times. There are lots of wonderful femdom Mistresses here for you to make your own, including me of course. I’ve been here eight months and have to say it’s the best place ever.

With the cold weather here for most of you, except a select few who consistently travel about the world (I’m thinking of one special Mike lover in particular ), I think we need more winter fetish fantasies happening on the phone. Especially with holiday gatherings happening over the next few weeks. There are plenty of chances for you to be made into the cuckolded bitch you’ve always wanted to be by that neighbor or friend of a friend or distant bus driver or whomever. Know what I mean? All sorts of scenarios are running through my dirty mind.

I could go on and on for hours but want to get those sexy audios finished today if possible. That is NO REASON to delay calling me though, your juicy calls add lots of fuel to my fetish-recording fire! Additionally, I may pop into our free chatroom at some point to say hello to some buddies.

Kisses, talk (and more) soon!
Empress Melanie xo

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Here’s the thing. It may be more challenging to find the alone time you need this holiday season in order to rub that cock to my purring voice. This is where your cell phone + car come in handy. Go now and enter my toll-free 800 number into your cell phone contacts (800-601-6975) and call it something benign like “Carl’s Meats” or whatever will not get you caught. That’s your decision. Just do not call it PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE haha yes I’m serious. Then go and put a box of tissues in your car, too, because if you’re lucky you will need them.

Voila! You are set for the holidays.

Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.

MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and  variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone

If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).

Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo

You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card

Almost a third of my calls and sexytexting sessions are nonsexual. In fact, some of my most loyal, longtime callers, those I know the best, count on me for deep, intelligent conversations of a more intimate kind. Why would someone call a phone sex Mistress for a nonsexual call, you ask? Well, who else might you tell your deepest secrets to, without fear of judgment, discomfort, embarrassment, or repurcussions?

No one else, that’s who. No one but a kinky Mistress like me would truly understand you. Sure, you could go to a shrink and pay hundreds of dollars an hour, but even he or she will make you feel … different. Not normal. That’s just what they do. And don’t even try to stroke yourself while he’s speaking to you. HA! Not unless you want to be in a jail cell.

It’s like cardio versus a weight resistance machine, where cardio is an orgasm and weight resistance is intimate conversation. Cardio is great for your heart, while you’re doing it. But once off the treadmill and rested, your body returns to its normal state. The benefits have a time limit. With weight resistance, the benefits continue. Your muscles keep working to heal for days after their workout, just as your mind keeps churning with our discussion and my insights. Epiphanies about. Believe me, I hear it all the time.

So don’t limit yourself to tease and denial and explosions of cum during our calls. Take a risk, and spill your guts. The benefits are incredible.

Kisses,
Melanie xo