How has your summer been? Do you have sand in your shoes, sun in your hair, and are you ready to collapse from too much fun? That’s good! And what about your naughty hobbies? Still stroking EVERY DAY?! LOL I bet you are. Still sneaking those panties on when no one else is around? Or maybe, you’re wearing them beneath your pants, to work, like a good little closet girlie. And how about my sweet cuckies? Have you been good while perusing all those online pics of big bull cocks? You are so mischievous, aren’t you. *pinches your cheek*

Well, I’ll be around this week and I do miss you, hope we can play soon.

Kisses,
Empress Melanie

As my longtime readers know, I usually do not blog about calls. But this week, a few of you have asked to be featured here on my phone sex blog and on enchantrix empire, so here you go (with pseudonyms). You deserve it

Decadent Dan

Decadent Dan is a longtime caller of mine. He is genuine and loyal and so much fun to play with! He emails me a day before our call and I send him a shopping list. This time it was a summer-themed list, featuring a water gun, a floatie, and sunblock. I instructed him to fill the water gun and inflate the floatie before our call, fill the bathtub with water and liberally apply sunblock to his nose. Then, we had a conversation about new movies, because part of my torture with Decadent Dan is to restrict all sex talk. He knew the drill from prior calls – when I mentioned a lead actor, he was to push the water gun into his ass and squirt. When I mentioned scenery, he was to place the floatie in the tub, climb onto it and rub his sad little stick into the plastic, careful not to smear the sunblock on his nose. Then, when I said something in particular in a movie was quite funny, he had to squirt sunblock on his stick and rub it in with the water gun, then squirt into his ass once again. Pure summer fun!

After about, oh, an hour or so of this, he was begging to explode … did I let him? LOL only my sweet Decadent Dan knows. And just wait until he sees his next shopping list *chuckle*.

Hairy Harry

Harry wants everyone to know how hairy he is, everywhere. His chest and arms are covered in so much black hair that he looks like a spider, and his penis … yep! All hairy, up to the head. His balls, too! If there was ever a perfect candidate for regular waxings, Hairy Harry is it.

Except, I have such fun with his hair! I make him braid it, in teeny little skinny braids all over his chest, his balls, his thingie. I make him twist his crinkly pubic hair so tight, and then seal the edges with the precum that oozes from his volcano. Have you ever stroked your penis when it was covered in tiny braids? Pubic hair holds nicely, and pulls nicely, LOL. Before he can cum, he must untwist each braid around his cock and balls, and snip off each braid on his chest. When that’s all done, he can release. I love hearing a grown man scream.

My Tim

He’s back early, and I’m so happy!

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That’s all for now, kisses!

Empress Melanie

I can not believe you’re here. Well, I mean here at my blog, instead of over at enchantrixempire, which is where I spend more and more time lately. And why, you ask? Because everything LDW offers it’s strokers, sissies, subs and slaves can be found there. Blogs, chats, polls, comments, ratings, everything. In fact, everything I post here, I now post there, and I’ve even created an exclusive photo gallery over there too! (For those of you reading this at the empire, yes I’m talking about here LOL). SO come on over if you haven’t already! And if you have, let me know … send me a friend request, comment on my profile to say hello, invite me to your group. I want to play!

In other news, I have to say that I’m thrilled to be hearing something more and more these days from you. What’s that, you ask?

Mistress, you are THE BEST.

No less than five times in the past two days you have cooed this in my ear, and I love it! Because I take our phone fun verrrrry seriously. It’s not just a hobby to me, it’s my passion, my obsession. As my most loyal callers know, I truly am in life who I am here. But that doesn’t mean I’m serious on the phone – just the opposite, I know you call me for relief. Relief from the daily grind, from the constraints of having to hide your innermost cravings and desires throughout your days and nights. You call me to let it all hang out, to let loose, and I love it! You come to me with an idea for a scenario, and I run with it higher and farther than you ever thought possible.

Mistress, you are in a class beyond anything I ever expected.

That’s my goal, and it’s MY pleasure just as much as it is yours. I truly enjoy our calls and time together. The more the better. Am I for everyone? Who knows? I offer you a unique and unchartered style honed from supreme confidence and a wild imagination. That’s really how best I can describe it.

What are YOU waiting for?

Kisses,
Empress Melanie XO

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Things got pretty wild at a party I went to last Saturday night. Very wild. Let’s just say, we all mixed and matched partners in the pool … no one had bathing suits … lots of fun was had. If you want to know more, you know how to find out, and it *doesn’t* involve hounding me on IM or trying to email cyber *wink*.

I want to send a special shoutout to a very special caller, JB. I miss my sweetie, he’s away this summer at a place out of reach and I think about him every day. We spent hours together on the phone each week … I miss my friend!

And with that, back to the phones for me. Later naughties, mess with you soon!

XO Melanie

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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Phone sex

I hear from some of you occasionally that you’re sorry for not calling in a while, or for not emailing sooner, and sometimes you seem worried that I’ll be upset with you about it. But honey, I’m here for when YOU want me. Whether that’s every day, weekly, monthly, or once a year or two, that’s cool! Seriously. I am not one of those women who gets possessive or has expectations of you. No matter how often we’ve talked, how well we know each other, I want you to go off and explore other LDW Mistresses if the urge strikes, the women here are fabulous. If I was a man, I’d be making the rounds with them bigtime! And then, when you’re ready, I’d love to talk again. No matter how long it’s been since we spoke. So you never, ever have to worry about that with me.

It’s all about independence. I’m all about independence. I always have been and always will be. So this weekend has much meaning to me. We live in a fantastic country. Sure, it has some issues, but nothing is perfect (perfect is boring). I feel fortunate to live here and to have such an exciting and fun life, filled with varied activities and fascinating conversations with you.

So Happy Independence Day baby, whether you live here in the U.S. or abroad. It’s a good life. Enjoy it.

Kisses,
Melanie XO

For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
http://ratemycall.com