Happy December 2, this is your friendly neighborhood Mistress calendar speaking LOL! I am grooving on these iPhone sex facts. Did you know that for a long time Apple refused to approve any sex-related apps for the iPhone? But then I suppose the company finally realized the error of its ways, and now the naughty sex and femdom fetish apps are pouring in. We need a phone sex app on there, too!
So anyway, the app today defines an aphrodisiac as “any chemical agent, medication, or drug that increases sexual desire.” HAHA I find this funny! Because it means that yours truly is the … get ready … DRUG OF CHOICE for your sexual needs. Does this mean phone sex should be added to the list of pharmaceutical companies? No, we are much better for you, much healthier, longer lasting, and do not cause dizziness when driving (except for you naughties who call us when you do!) or operating heavy machinery. Unless a cock stroking sissy dildo can be classified as heavy!
So we are a drug. Yes, I suppose this makes perfect sense. Better than a sleeping pill, more powerful than any relaxant, and in fact we do MORE than said drug because we stimulate AND provide a happy ending! What drug can make you hard, keep you hard, stimulate your cock AND mind and then make you cum?!
I think I will write in to this app creator and ask them to add “LDW Mistress” to their definition. What do you think?
(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)
Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo
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