And today’s iPhone Sex Fact is … (tadaaaaaa)
“It is held in many mental circles that masturbation can relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-worth.”
Well duh, as if we all did not know this. It’s why you call, after all … and why you KNOW you are the most rocking callers throughout phone sex land. I do wonder what “mental circles” they are referring to here. LOL doesn’t that sound funny? I wonder who writes these things. I wonder if he or she has ever stroked a nice hard cock.
Well in other news, the holidays are full on upon us whether we like it or not. I love this season but have always wanted to take a year off from it and travel, perhaps to Bada Bada or Mahi Mahi where there are few lit pine trees. Growing up, a friend’s family did this every year. They left the city in mid-December for some faraway place and did not return until January 5th or so. In time for her to return to school. She was always happy about it, she said Santa visited her before she left, that he was on a different schedule just for her. I believed this of course and was jealous when they all returned all tanned, relaxed and happy, unlike my family all stressed out, pale and cold. And every year my mom would say “Next year we are going with them.” But alas, we never did. So it’s still a fantasy of mine. Eh, maybe next year.
Well pookies, I’m heading over to do some sexy audios. Speak with you soon! And sissy J says hi.
(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)
Kisses,
Empress Melanie xo
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