Oh I love today’s iPhone sex fact: “A few extremely flexible males can reach and stimulate their penis with their tongue or lips, and so perform autofellatio.” YES, it really says this!
(To obtain the iPhone app mentioned above, see the Apple iPhone app store.)
One or two of you wonderful callers come to mind, with this sex fact. The first time I heard about this I was stunned. A man who can blow his own cock! And if he can do this, what use would he have for anyone else? Wouldn’t they just get in the way?
But lo and behold, you cock stroking men are full of surprises (I’m sure you’ve heard this before, most likely from your women). I’ve spoken with not just one, but TWO of you so far who can lick your own cocks. Yet you still call your Mistresses for phone sex. Which again proves my assertion that we are absolutely indispensable to the happiness and well being of you fetish and humiliation addicts!
SO when you throw those legs up over your head and push your cock into your mouth you make my day. You really do ~giggle~.
Oh and just a quick note about your IMs before I close today’s post. As you know, my Yahoo and MSN IM address is EmpressMelanie. Well here is the thing. I have IMs open on my computer all the time when I’m here for your calls. However, and this is very important, I am not at my computer throughout that time. Because I’m often logged in for your calls 10 or more hours at a time, if I was sitting in front of the computer for those 10+ hours can you imagine what that would do to my fine ass?! Not to mention my perky tits and toned legs. You would not want that for your Mistress, would you?!?! Nooooooo. So please do not worry or get offended if I don’t reply to your IM right away. I will see it, but maybe not for a while. You can always email me instead (empressmelanie@yahoo.com) and, in fact, reach me faster that way, as I will see your email pretty quickly on my phone. Or, of course, if you simply cannot wait another moment to reach your Princess, call me!
Okay, time to hit the gym. Thank you, as always, for reading and for being so great. Kisses to you, my sweeties.
xoxo Empress Melanie
For a phone sex session with Empress Melanie, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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