So today’s iPhone Sex Fact really has me confused. I do not understand what the heck it means, and perhaps you can enlighten me.
Here we go: “The main destinations for female sex tourists are Italy, Greece, Croatia, Turkey, Slovenia and Spain.”
Uh, what?
First, what the hell is a female sex tourist? Is that a woman who flies around the world looking for sex? Since when has there ever been any woman who needs to go farther than 10 feet from her home to find as much sex as she could possibly want? Since never, that’s when. You cum loving strokers and sissies are always willing to accommodate a tented vagina in need. So what is this female sex tourist they speak of? Could they mean a tourist of the female sex? They could have just said “female tourist,” then. And what is this about Croatia and Turkey and Slovenia? The other countries I can kind of understand being sexy … but these???
*Shakes head* I have to say that, unless one of you can show me the errors in my understanding, or misunderstanding, of this one, it gets a great big thumbs down.
Onto more interesting things, then! We are one-third of the way through December. Are you partaking in this month’s caller rewards special? November’s audio was HOT HOT HOT (if you qualified for rewards in November and have not emailed me for your audio, please do so ASAP!). And as those of you who have the pleasure of calling me know, I only get wilder as the temperature drops. So come on, lovelies, it’s time for some phone sex! You deserve it!
Till next time … aka tomorrow 
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Empress Melanie xo
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