Here’s the thing. It may be more challenging to find the alone time you need this holiday season in order to rub that cock to my purring voice. This is where your cell phone + car come in handy. Go now and enter my toll-free 800 number into your cell phone contacts (800-601-6975) and call it something benign like “Carl’s Meats” or whatever will not get you caught. That’s your decision. Just do not call it PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE haha yes I’m serious. Then go and put a box of tissues in your car, too, because if you’re lucky you will need them.
Voila! You are set for the holidays.
Now, let me be clear about this: I do NOT advocate calling while driving. Your best course of action is to drive to an area where you can park with privacy in an area where no one is around. Then you call that toll-free number for PHONE SEX WITH MELANIE (aka Carl’s Meats). Whether or not you keep the heat on is up to you. At first you may need it, but not when we get hot and heavy *chuckle*.
MY GIFT TO YOU this holiday season is this: I am now on call 24/7 for your naughty femdom urges … yes, you read that right, 24/7!!! The dispatchers have been asked to call my private line if you are looking for me and I’m not around. If I am awake and able to take your call, I will! Even if I’m not officially set to available. Because I know your free time may be more precious right now and want to help you make the most of it.
HERE IS HOW IT WORKS. Call the 800 number (800-601-6975) and ask for Melanie. If I am available, our lovely dispatcher will put you through. If I am logged off, she will tell you this and ask if you want to speak with someone else. If you do, that’s fine, I want you to be happy, and variety is the spice of life! BUT if you have your heart set on me, ask her to please contact me for your call. She will see I’m on a special list to do so, and if she is not too busy she will call my private line. It should not take long before you and I are joined on the phone 
If I am sleeping or otherwise involved, she will let you know. In which case I will email you personally when I am next on (as long as I have your email address and you say it’s ok to do so).
Okay, you’re welcome … hehehe I just love playing with you.
Kisses,
Empress Melanie xoxo
You can reach me at (800) 601-6975
Calls are 2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card
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