Am I the only one around here addicted to this show? I just love it! It’s on the History Channel, I don’t know when I just catch it between all your naughty cock stroking sessions.
Perhaps I love it because the narrator uses phrases like “heavy haul” and “big load” throughout the hour. Or perhaps it’s because I absolutely avoid driving on ice and snow at all costs, which is one reason I work from the comfort of home. In a recent episode I was extremely impressed because, while most of the ice road truckers are male (wearing their sweet pink panties, no doubt), Lisa, a genetic girl, was star trucker. Then she loses her brakes and LAUGHS about it. What balls! That’s my kind of woman.
And all this gives me great ideas for new phone sex fetishes. Or new twists and kinks for existing ones. Especially with winter coming, there will be lots of opportunities to get your kicks from condensation.
Mmmm condensation, your dream for each session with me. You want the sticky condensation on your itty bits and clothing. Well maybe with the holidays here I will feel more generous about it. Maybe not ~giggle we’ll have to see.
Back to the truckers. I cannot help wonder as I look at these guys, what color panties are they wearing? Which sex toys do they stash in their cabs? Do their cell phones work out there on the ice? I hope so, as they surely need the guidance of their fetish Mistress. Perhaps strap on play is extra delicious while rolling around in an 18 wheeler.
Kisses, better than a stale old girlfriend any day!
Melanie xo
lol- funny. I don’t know why I like this show but I do. Then again I’m a huge reality show addict. I think that my life is so “different” than most that I watch so called “normal” people doing crazy shit because I think its funny.