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Big Burly Guy Meets Mike

As expected, I did go to the gym yesterday during a few hours away from you naughties and I did indeed see big burly guy there. Well, I heard him first, before seeing him. I waltzed in, as always, in my little lycra bike shorts and this time a white tank top, my nipples . . . → Read More: Big Burly Guy Meets Mike


 

Hello Sweeties

I’ve missed you! Well, I’ve been here playing on the phone with you … you are a wild bunch! But I’ve missed posting here to my blog for your reading pleasure.

So what’s been going on with you? Lots of phone sex, yes, that’s a good thing for you to do. Healthy and fun . . . → Read More: Hello Sweeties


 

Surprise Special, Today Only

Hello, sweet strokers! I missed a few hours of play with you last night because I went to see the movie Paranormal Activity. Oh my freaking kink, it was frightening … your Princess slept with the lights on last night. But to make up to you the time I missed for play, I am . . . → Read More: Surprise Special, Today Only


 

Masturbation Sex Tips

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Sex Tips iPhone app:

Masturbation is not unhealthy. In fact, it is a natural way that you express and explore your body and sexual feelings.

HA! I find this one funny, since most of you are *quite* familiar with the benefits . . . → Read More: Masturbation Sex Tips


 

Blue Balls

From the iPhone app Sex Facts:

“Blue balls refers to when a man has an erection for a long period of time without ejaculating.”

Does that sound familiar to you? Even comforting, perhaps? Since your hand is probably in your pants right now, peek into them and see what color those balls of yours . . . → Read More: Blue Balls