Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Sex Tips iPhone app:
Masturbation is not unhealthy. In fact, it is a natural way that you express and explore your body and sexual feelings.
HA! I find this one funny, since most of you are *quite* familiar with the benefits of masturbation. And some of you have made some very interesting explorations in the process, especially my sweet sissies.
About 9 billion condoms are used each year around the world.
This is just one of the hundreds of reasons phone sex rocks. You don’t need a condom! Not that you sluts wear one anyway.
Men are five times more likely to check out sexual contents on the Internet compared to women.
Ya, this is a no brainer. You strokers just love your porn sites, don’t you. Those of you with your own computers, anyway. Those of you with families may not have the luxury of surfing much. (Hello, the iPhone has web surfing … no more excuses.)
A quickie refers to a brief or spontaneous episode of sexual activity, with the couple finishing it in a very short amount of time.
Reminds me of some of you callers.
In other news, I had an unexpected day off Monday. A guy friend who is trying to court me away from sissy J gave me a day at the spa. You know your Princess had to indulge! It was fabulous. He is a definite contender for primary status. I’m thinking he can move into my bedroom and sissy J can sleep out on the deck all winter … or in the driveway (spa day, ladies!).
Kisses,
Melanie xo
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