Do you have an iPhone? I love mine and have about a gazillion apps on it. Princess is kind of a geek and most things techie turn me on, just so you know. Apple has staunchly resisted allowing naughty apps into its store. A few sneak in here and there, but really the kinkier among us are left to devise ways to use what they offer, which is a lot. Here are some of my favorites:
The Basic iPhone Camera
I love this camera! It takes surprisingly sharp pictures, and upon your request I can snap pics of you while you flit around on your webcam and send you my favorites after. I’ve done this quite a few times. Afterward, I erase all the evidence from my phone and computer (usually, heh!), but it’s fun while they last!
Sound Box
I use this app on calls quite often. It offers sound effects, either canned or those I can make myself. So if you fail to follow an assignment, or you squirt too soon, a chorus of BOO! may flow into your ear. Wouldn’t that be a shock! Or if you are a sissy who looks especially lovely, you might hear construction worker whistles or loud applause as you strut for me.
iRelax
This is a application offers sounds of nature, such as waterfalls, thunderstorms, and night crickets. I love it! Do you know why? Because some of you like ignore calls, where you call your Princess, I put down the phone and walk off to continue my fun elsewhere. I don’t get many requests for this kind of call, but when I do you are entertained with the continuous sound of crickets, courtesy of my iPhone, during the entire time you stay on the phone.
Fresh Fruit
There are a few good fruit and vegetable apps on the iPhone. I like this one because it says exactly which fruits are in season at any time, so I know what to send you to the store for when you haven’t purchased your dildo yet.
Till next time, I remain,
Better than any old silly girlfriend!
Melanie xoxo
