I had such a fun call recently! Per my caller’s request I’m sharing it with you all so you can take part in the fun, too. My caller, let’s call him John, was on a long drive across a few states and got bored, so he decided to call in. This was not your typical phone sex call, nothing about John is typical. He wasn’t interested in sex, but extreme risk taking and a “partner in crime”. I was just the woman for that.
We spent hours on the phone together that morning and played several games that put John in compromising and humiliating situations. In one game, John had to take off an article of clothing and stick it in the top of his car window while I asked him trivia questions. For each question he got wrong he had to lower the window just a bit. So he carefully removed his shirt but it flew out the window onto the highway before he could secure it in the window. Next, his boxers, same thing poof! gone out the window. Then each of his socks, gone. Things were looking bleak for John even before we started the questions, but then he got his shorts in there nice and tight. I asked him really tough trivia questions and while he got most right he did miss a few, just enough to make his shorts go flying, as well!
So then John was driving naked with the windows open, for miles and miles. I’d make him speed, then go too slow, then flash passing cars. I even had him stroke himself a few times but we went back to the games because they were a lot more fun. Eventually his car needed gas. By this time he was in a populated area so he couldn’t pull over to get more clothes from his trunk. He did have a blanket in the back seat. I had thought about making him use the blanket for the next trivia question but took mercy on him so lucky for him it was still there. As he was just about to run out of gas he pulled into a self-pump station, got out of the car naked, put the blanket around him and got out and pumped. His gas, that is. Well he got himself through that and then when he was back on the road a police cruiser decided to follow him for a bunch of miles, didn’t pull him over though lucky John!
There’s more to this story, more games and embarrassment John was subjected to and he even convinced your Princess to do some fun things herself on the other side of the phone. Let’s just say my country neighbors got an eyeful that day. Look for a future post about that.
Kisses,
Melanie xoxo
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