Ya, not really. But it’s a great title. What I want to talk about in this post is phone sex appointments.
You can always find my latest schedule here. In response to a few questions you horny boys have been asking lately, I am not able to take appointments for times I am available, as there’s no need to. Here I am! Which means that if you IM me asking if I’m available, and I say yes, and during those few minutes we waste IMing a call comes through for me, I’ll no longer be available for you either via IM or phone. At least, not until I am done with my call. So instead of IMing to ask if I’m here, if you see me logged in just call the friendly dispatcher at the 800 number to reach me right away. If you IM to ask if I’ll be free in five or 10 minutes, I am sorry but there’s no way I can know that. And no, I cannot make myself unavailable to others until the time you are ready to call. That’s not fair to anyone, and I do not accommodate those requests, not even from my sweet sissies and cucks. And if it’s no for them, you know it’s no for everyone 
I do take appointments for times outside of my posted schedule, if they are arranged a few days in advance. Email me with your request (I may miss it if you IM) and I will do my best to accommodate your needs, but please understand that my time not working is my own and I make plans to go out and about, having fun in this gorgeous weather, attending parties, seeing friends, shopping … in other words, having a life. So while I will certainly accommodate you if I can, and very much appreciate you asking, there are plenty of other times I am here for your stroking pleasure.
To summarize this “housekeeping” post, I currently do not take appointments for the times I am working. It’s first come, first served fun! For appointments outside of my login times, please email me with your request.
Thanks so much for your interest, you sex fiends … now let’s play!
Kisses xo Melanie
