As my wonderful phone sex callers know, one of the questions I often ask is how many hands you have free during our call. The reasons for this are obvious – can you tie yourself up? Can you use a dildo while holding the phone? Optimal dildo use requires a hand on the, uh, frontal regions as well as those behind. It’s also a comfort factor. I use a headset so I can focus on you and our call instead of on holding the phone to my ear. It tires the arm to hold a phone and can impede pleasure. Plus, I need two hands to whip you.
That’s why you need a headset, too! Just stick the plug in the handset and slap it onto your ears. It’s so simple even a male can do it! Then, ding! ding! you will have both hands free to do my bidding during our call.
Some I recommend:
Panasonic KX-TCA60 Hands-Free Headset with Comfort Fit Headband
I use this one and like it because the foamy part at the end masks some sound, so you don’t easily hear sissy J stomping past my office in her heels.
Panasonic KX-TCA92 Comfort Fit Hands-Free Headset with Fold Design
I used one of these for a few years and loved it, but the plastic is a bit cheap and eventually it wore down from overuse 
Plantronics Headset M175C for Mobile and Cordless Phones
I have this one as a backup and use it when I take your calls by the pool. I like the over-ear option so I don’t get funky tan lines on my gorgeous neck.
Pretty much any of these will do, so clicky clicky and order or get your buns off the couch and head to the electronics store. The next time I ask how many hands you have free, I want to hear “Two, Princess!”
xo Melanie
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