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Empress Melanie · · 800-601-6975

How is it the end of August already? Did you get in a lot of masturbation this summer?

I did. I don’t actually stroke cocks, lol, but I do guide some of you to stroke yours. Guided masturbation is one of my favorite call topics. It’s so straightforward – I describe to you how to move your hands and body, and you experience some of the most intense pleasure you have ever known.

My favorite part of guided masturbation is hearing you, listening to the noises you make as you slide your hand up and down your shaft. It feels so much better with me on the other end of the phone, doesn’t it? I know sweetie. And it’s not always easy to get a call with me, sometimes there’s a line of strokers waiting. But … once you hear my deceptively sweet voice and receive my erotic instruction, it’s all so worth it. Everything melts away and all you hear is my voice, all you feel is the pleasure it brings. I take over your world.

Splatter. That’s the end goal. You, shooting your cum as you moan and gasp and writhe, out of control. More so than every before, possibly. Splatter is so much better when it has company. That’s why you search the Internet for pictures of sex, for naked women, and keep them on your screen as you rub it alone.

Don’t rub it alone. That’s just no fun. Stroke this way … stroke for me, instead. You know you want to.


My Holiday Weekend Schedule, and Sexy Stuff Too

teaseprincess.comHello, lovies! Just a quick scheduling note: I will be here most of today (Friday) and perhaps a bit of Saturday and Sunday. I will not be here on Monday, September 1, as family is visiting that day and may not like me taking naughty phone sex calls instead of sitting in the yard with them, haha! I will return to my regular schedule on Tuesday, September 2.

In other news, a visitor is coming over Saturday night. Can you guess who? My panty-wearing cuckold Justin sure could tell you who … as he will also be having some fun with my visitor. Perhaps not as much as I will, but still, a little bit :) In fact, he is out buying a new pair of panties right now … ahhhh I love Labor Day weekend.

What is the most fun you have ever had this weekend? Do you usually stay at home solitary, perhaps on the phone with your favorite humiliation Mistress? Or, do you join family and friends for grilling and glee? Are you happy this marks the end of summer, or do you long for the fun to continue into autumn?

Here is a bonus question – what is the kinkiest thing you did this summer??? Either in person or on the phone. I reaaalllly want to know!

Oh, be sure to check out my recent Tumblr posts, I appreciate the feedback you have given me about them. So glad you are enjoying that new blog … it’s very visual, which you seem to love.

Catch me today if you can!


Throwback Thursday With Emo Fetish Guy

not_sweetWay back in May 2009 I blogged about Emo Fetish Guy. I named him that because he had a misery fetish but he had not realized it yet. I remember him so well! He begged me not to blog about him and called me back a few times that night to beg again. I just laughed, and blogged anyway. I was meaner back then :)

Emo Fetish Guy and I spoke on and off for a few years. And then I had to change my schedule to days, and we lost touch. I often wondered about him and his tiny dick, and his slutty girlfriend who openly slept with other men. When other callers have reconnected with me after some time, there have often been huge changes in their lives. They’ve moved, gotten married, gotten divorced, changed genders, found religion … lots and lots of shifts can occur over time.

Well, I heard from Emo Fetish Guy recently and, to my shock and awe, he is exactly the same. Nothing has changed! He still whines incessantly and denies his special kinky fetish. He never made that hot phone sex movie with Jessica Lange, apparently she declined the role so he scrapped it. And he still hasn’t washed his hair.

Emo Fetish Guy entertained me for almost half the day whining about his life. His primary complaint? Women laugh at his small penis. I advised him to embrace it, with two fingers of course. And carefully, so he doesn’t break the fragile little thing.

Emo Fetish Guy said he didn’t appreciate that, but then he exploded really loud. I hope he plays hooky from work more often.


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So stroker, do you know about Tumblr? If you’ve noticed, I have had fewer posts here on my blog, which I do adore with all my heart and will always post to for as long as I’m here. But I’ve decided to keep these teaseprincess posts informative and meaty and to move my flirty, more impulsive thoughts over to …. wait for it … Tumblr! That’s my blog over there, so click that link.

What I love most about my Tumblr blog is that I can post to it multiple times a day with hot pictures and add stuff from other LDW mistresses and sexy sites around the web. It’s visual, just like you are, so I do post lots of pictures there. Audios are popular there, too. You may even see some new ones from me.

Cuckolds, sissies, tiny-dick strokers, exhibitionists, fantasy lovers and whatever else you may like, you can find it there. Pictures of it, audios, just go see for yourself. The picture above is from my Tumblr, isn’t it nice? Don’t bother answering, I know it is. There’s more to come too, exclusive to my Tumblr blog, so I suggest you take that hand off your dick for a few minutes and check it out.

And in case you’re wondering, I do love to punish my sissies, when they deserve it. Which isn’t often, but is oh so delicious. We all have a heck of a good time. Especially when she screams and cries and begs me to keep going.

Again, here is my Tumblr blog:  See you there.


Cloning a Phone Sex Mistress

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Today I have decided to address a specific type of call I sometimes receive – the abandoned caller seeking a new phone sex Mistress, yanno, just like his prior one.

“I spoke with so-and-so for months/years/centuries and then she disappeared/stopped talking to me/ate brownies. I’m looking for someone who says this exactly this way and does that exactly that way. I’ve been disappointed with every other LDW Mistress since so-and-so and am hoping you are finally the one.”

Sound familiar? Well, sorry to break this to you sweetie, but your disappointment lies with you and no one else. The cloning industry may reproduce a toad to exact specifications, but, at least currently, it cannot xerox a Mistress.

Every individual is unique. While several Mistresses may excel in the same sexy phone fetish, no two conduct it the exact same way. Nor should they. So when you begin a relationship by tossing another woman in her face, a woman she likely never spoke with or had a call with, and telling her you want her to be a carbon copy or she will disappoint, you (and only you) have set yourself up for certain failure.

Why not be flexible? Open to a fresh approach? It’s ok to miss your prior Mistress, it’s even kind of sweet and shows your caring character. Missing her is as far as it should go.

You know the saying – the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new.

So I want you to make me a promise. Right now, stop searching for some nonexistent duplicate. Instead, call a Mistress who appeals to you and tell her your interests. Don’t even mention any other woman you’ve spoken with, not on the first date anyway. Just relax and let her take the reigns … then see what happens next.

Let me know how it goes.